Rex Pistol

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Everything I post is a part of me: Punk, metal, 80's and 90's, video games, comedy, guns/military, food, movies, Japan, anime, and my own stupid shenanigans. I've seen and done it all, and been to hell and back again. These days I'm just an old school punk rock guy, gamer, former world famous Jungle Cruise skipper, and currently a stand-up comedian. Los Angeles and Orange County are the places I call home.

Please don’t do this around me (Please do this around me).

Please don’t do this around me (Please do this around me).

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— 2 days ago with 16 notes
#lip biting  #gif  #sexy  #omg  #nice  #love this 

appletears:

earlier this week
quite tanned

Awww adorable.

— 3 days ago with 101 notes
#appletears  #punk rock girl  #cute 

heyfunniest:

Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.

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— 3 days ago with 846066 notes
#fuck religion  #reason  #sense  #no god  #atheism  #russell brand 
Pizza shaped marshmallows? Be still my beating heart.

Pizza shaped marshmallows? Be still my beating heart.

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— 3 days ago with 350 notes
#cereal  #food  #nineties  #90's  #tmnt  #teenage mutant ninja turtles 
disneylandguru:

Disney Jungle Cruise
Disney Jungle Cruise is on the surface a trip down a jungle river which replicates parts of the Nile, Burma’s Irrawaddy River, Cambodia’s Mekong, and Africa’s Congo, but the real show here is the skipper and his stream of bad jokes and punny patter.
The Disney Jungle Cruise was one of the original Disneyland attractions, introduced on Opening Day, 1955.
If you’re friendly with your skipper and chat him up, he’s likely to be funnier.


Ah I miss working the “Jungle” so much. The last sentence above is right, we are funnier in person. In fact, I was one of ten contributing writers for the 50th anniversary script. Also, many jungle skippers have gone on to do stand-up comedy, including myself. Good times!

disneylandguru:

Disney Jungle Cruise

Disney Jungle Cruise is on the surface a trip down a jungle river which replicates parts of the Nile, Burma’s Irrawaddy River, Cambodia’s Mekong, and Africa’s Congo, but the real show here is the skipper and his stream of bad jokes and punny patter.

The Disney Jungle Cruise was one of the original Disneyland attractions, introduced on Opening Day, 1955.

If you’re friendly with your skipper and chat him up, he’s likely to be funnier.

Ah I miss working the “Jungle” so much. The last sentence above is right, we are funnier in person. In fact, I was one of ten contributing writers for the 50th anniversary script. Also, many jungle skippers have gone on to do stand-up comedy, including myself. Good times!

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— 1 week ago with 36 notes
#jungle cruise  #former skipper  #disneyland  #disney  #comedian  #comedy 
breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.


I’ve been looking for this to show my friends!

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

I’ve been looking for this to show my friends!

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— 2 weeks ago with 611570 notes
#cat  #quit hitting yourself  #omg  #too funny  #gif  #funny  #lol 

it8bit:

Halo Theme (8-bit Cover)

Download it for free here (right click - save as). 

Track by Mike Pouch

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— 2 weeks ago with 706 notes
#8 bit  #music  #halo  #cover  #video games  #theme song 
"There is no God, and conversation is a dying art."
Raymond Carver, All of Us: The Collected Poems (via yaphetko)

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— 3 weeks ago with 133 notes
#agree  #most of you can't converse  #more than one sentence  #and then you blow your mental load  #no god  #atheism  #true