Rex Pistol

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Everything I post is a part of me: Punk, metal, 80's and 90's, video games, comedy, guns/military, food, movies, Japan, anime, and my own stupid shenanigans. I've seen and done it all, and been to hell and back again. These days I'm just an old school punk rock guy, gamer, former world famous Jungle Cruise skipper, and currently a stand-up comedian. Los Angeles and Orange County are the places I call home.

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.


I’ve been looking for this to show my friends!

breatheghost:

unimpressedcats:

when your leg turns against you

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING. OMFG.

I’ve been looking for this to show my friends!

(Source: omnomnominator, via hemingwayslove)

— 6 days ago with 605835 notes
#cat  #quit hitting yourself  #omg  #too funny  #gif  #funny  #lol 

it8bit:

Halo Theme (8-bit Cover)

Download it for free here (right click - save as). 

Track by Mike Pouch

(via nerdsandgamersftw)

— 6 days ago with 698 notes
#8 bit  #music  #halo  #cover  #video games  #theme song 
"There is no God, and conversation is a dying art."
Raymond Carver, All of Us: The Collected Poems (via yaphetko)

(Source: journalofanobody, via lunatrip)

— 6 days ago with 134 notes
#agree  #most of you can't converse  #more than one sentence  #and then you blow your mental load  #no god  #atheism  #true 
spacemountaineer:

The Tomorrowland Spaceman and Spacegirl pose under the TWA Moonliner in Disneyland’s Tomorrowland in July 1966.
via eBay seller urlybird_1

spacemountaineer:

The Tomorrowland Spaceman and Spacegirl pose under the TWA Moonliner in Disneyland’s Tomorrowland in July 1966.

via eBay seller urlybird_1

— 6 days ago with 354 notes
#Disneyland  #60's  #tomorrowland  #space suits  #retro 
a-mysterious-shadow:

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

the shows on tlc may be shit but those camera techs are the best. their b-roll collection is also fantastic.

a-mysterious-shadow:

hungryhungryhiddles:

travelingbythoughts:

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

THIS GIF LITERALLY JUST MADE MY ENTIRE WEEK A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER

the shows on tlc may be shit but those camera techs are the best. their b-roll collection is also fantastic.

(Source: camiivalee, via kittyrainbowsunshinevomit)

— 6 days ago with 968403 notes
#haha  #too great  #cookie monster  #gif  #giant cookie  #funny reaction  #omg 

Nailed an audition for a stand-up comedy show and booked a gig for Sept 14th. Can’t wait!!!

— 1 week ago with 1 note
#stand up comedy  #comedian  #mine  #rexpistol  #winning  #i'll take whatever fortune comes my way  #nailed it 

This post is magical. If you click on the play button your brain becomes approx 15-19 years younger for 10 seconds.

(Source: sam-the-friendly-ghost, via siiighh)

— 1 week ago with 50381 notes
#psx  #ps1  #playstation  #boot up screen  #sound  #video game  #console